Q. What kind of bird can write?
A. A pen-guin
Q. What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective ?
A. Santa Clues!
Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A. It's Christmas, Eve.
Q. Why does Santa Claus like to work in the garden?
A. Because he like to hoe, hoe, hoe!
Q. What happened when the snowwoman got angry at the snowman?
A. She gave him the cold shoulder.
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